Posting wings to forget about the love dodecahedron I just learned about
Honestly, is everyone fucking everyone?
Don't answer that, instead, who isn't fucking each other in the restaurant.
by Charlie_Laroux
19 Comments
Suitable-Turn-4727
They crisp?
C1K3
On my second day as a dishwasher at 17, I witnessed one of the cooks railing one of the hostesses in the walk-in. I was innocent at that age, and I kept my mouth shut.
That was my “Welcome to the industry” moment.
Salads_and_Sun
Can’t be fucking all your coworkers if you keep getting let go cuz this industry is unstable as all hell right now!
SoDavonair
The sugar in that sauce hurts me.
I understand why it’s popular. It just feels like the sauce version of a $2 hooker.
tartc
I was 14, first kitchen job… well job ever. It was pretty slow that night and most of the cooks were outside having a smoke. Chef asked me to go and grab him a fresh towel from the dry storage. Walked in to a waitress and a cook going at it. Walked past them grabbed the fucking towel, and gave it to the Chef who was fucking howling laughing his ass off.
FlambaWambaJamba
Ok, you can’t just drop that and walk away like I’m not parched for the tea
pnmartini
After 25+ years in the industry; I don’t sleep with any co-workers, I drink with very few, and get high with even less.
I try to keep my work life and personal life as separate as possible. It keeps me happier, and healthier.
MegaMasterYoda
My brain thought you were trying to say this guys name for a second
I’m not, but if the waters warm, hop on in that polycule, babe
Nice wings btw
grimmigerpetz
Is that an US thing? Cause here in Germany I can count on one hand the hook ups I experienced in over 20 years. And half of them ended in weddings.
Fabulous-Ad-2050
does anybody know who’s sleepin’ with who?
ocky343
I got my first blowjob when I became a dishwasher at a chili’s
LlistlessLlama
I once saw two girls go at it on the biscuit making table of a Bojangles. They were not employees.
Jahonay
As long as they don’t have differences in rank I’m fine with it. A hostess or waiter sleeping with a line cook is different from a manager sleeping with a waitress.
Oniichan38
Had to Google how many a dodocathedral even was, damn that’s a lot
LETSGOTOCHURCH
One of my first restaurants had posted, next to the schedule, a clearly old and slightly tattered piece of paper from some management long since gone, that read, “Sexual harassment meeting, Saturday 1pm.” Nobody working there remembered why or when that notice showed up, or why nobody ever took it down. It became a running joke that turned into *sexual harassment Saturday* where most the staff would be wildly inappropriate to each other.
Once while walking across the dining room holding multiple trays of pizza dough, a server made eye contact as she passed, shifted weight to carry a tray of glasses in one hand, dropped her other hand and quickly grabbed my junk while whispering “equipment check”
Years later I realize most of them were fucking, and I was just late to the party.
thebeckonator
I hope they washed their hands
Ok-Freedom-1485
I like getting pegged by waitresses!!!
sideshowbvo
I work alone, and yeah, I’m jacking it all the time
19 Comments
They crisp?
On my second day as a dishwasher at 17, I witnessed one of the cooks railing one of the hostesses in the walk-in. I was innocent at that age, and I kept my mouth shut.
That was my “Welcome to the industry” moment.
Can’t be fucking all your coworkers if you keep getting let go cuz this industry is unstable as all hell right now!
The sugar in that sauce hurts me.
I understand why it’s popular. It just feels like the sauce version of a $2 hooker.
I was 14, first kitchen job… well job ever. It was pretty slow that night and most of the cooks were outside having a smoke. Chef asked me to go and grab him a fresh towel from the dry storage. Walked in to a waitress and a cook going at it. Walked past them grabbed the fucking towel, and gave it to the Chef who was fucking howling laughing his ass off.
Ok, you can’t just drop that and walk away like I’m not parched for the tea
After 25+ years in the industry; I don’t sleep with any co-workers, I drink with very few, and get high with even less.
I try to keep my work life and personal life as separate as possible. It keeps me happier, and healthier.
My brain thought you were trying to say this guys name for a second
https://preview.redd.it/y970rnaon8tf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bbfbfe178258720ef881ea9b75763060542f64c
I’m not, but if the waters warm, hop on in that polycule, babe
Nice wings btw
Is that an US thing? Cause here in Germany I can count on one hand the hook ups I experienced in over 20 years. And half of them ended in weddings.
does anybody know who’s sleepin’ with who?
I got my first blowjob when I became a dishwasher at a chili’s
I once saw two girls go at it on the biscuit making table of a Bojangles. They were not employees.
As long as they don’t have differences in rank I’m fine with it. A hostess or waiter sleeping with a line cook is different from a manager sleeping with a waitress.
Had to Google how many a dodocathedral even was, damn that’s a lot
One of my first restaurants had posted, next to the schedule, a clearly old and slightly tattered piece of paper from some management long since gone, that read, “Sexual harassment meeting, Saturday 1pm.” Nobody working there remembered why or when that notice showed up, or why nobody ever took it down. It became a running joke that turned into *sexual harassment Saturday* where most the staff would be wildly inappropriate to each other.
Once while walking across the dining room holding multiple trays of pizza dough, a server made eye contact as she passed, shifted weight to carry a tray of glasses in one hand, dropped her other hand and quickly grabbed my junk while whispering “equipment check”
Years later I realize most of them were fucking, and I was just late to the party.
I hope they washed their hands
I like getting pegged by waitresses!!!
I work alone, and yeah, I’m jacking it all the time